OH MY HOW KIND OF YOU HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE M&M COOKIES?!? (((＼（＠v＠）／))) *vigorously chomps away at the cookie, spilling crumbs and love all over your floors* 

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s!”